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What’s the best tech joke ever? Suggestions welcome

It’s that time of the week again for a bit of Friday fun. This week we’d like to hear from you – what’s your best tech joke? If it’s Microsoft SQL or Oracle related then even better.

Leave your joke in the comment section and we’ll select the best one next week. (no prizes – it’s just a bit of fun).

Looking forward to your responses.


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